Me: Okay. Shower. Greek salad. About Time. That is my plan right now this second right now.
RCF: That is such an excellent plan.
Me: Merci. I thought of it all on my own.
Me: “He was the most charming and least clever man you’d ever meet.”
Me: “I can’t kill Hitler or shag Helen of Troy unfortunately.”
Me: “It’s not a joke. Why would I lie to someone I’m fairly fond of.”
Me: Domhnall is so cute I can barely stand it.
Me: He’s just adorable.
Me: I want him as my own son.
RCF: Yes! He has such a kind smile too. Kind eyes.
Me: Also he’s got a very big closet.
Me: And I said that in a British accent and I hope you heard it that way.
Me: You know his friend is kind of like a ginger Jean Ralphio.
Me: He can also kiss well.
Me: “Thank you, Tim.”
Me: “I’ve never bumped into a genuinely happy rich person.”
Me: All the truth bombs with this movie.
Me: The reason I’m watching it is I was explaining the “live each day” thing to my sister and I almost cried.
Me: It’s just so beautiful!
Me: Also Uncle Desmond is just the cutest.
RCF: Awwww Imma cry just thinking of him.
Me: He’s even cuter than Domhnall.
Me: I want Uncle Desmond to be my Uncle Desmond.
RCF: Aww yes!! He’s just the sweetest happiest man.
Me: Except on his saddest day..
Me: Also Charlotte is a moron. Who could not fall for his awkward speech about loving her even if she was bald?
Me: Mr. Collins: “What. The FUCK. Do you want?”
Me: Rory: “Who knows we might become.. pals.. etc.”
RCF: Charlotte is indeed a moron. Proved later on as well.
RCF: Aw Rory.
Me: “No matter how many girls there seemed to be in the world, it always seemed to be just me and Rory.”
Me: Yeah she’s a super moron.
Me: Thank you for not being the kind of friend who surprises me with dark table dining.
RCF: Uh never.
Me: This is why you’re such a great friend.
RCF: Well those are pretty low standards. “Don’t terrify me.”
Me: She’s as cute and dorky as him.
RCF: They’re each other’s lobsters!
Me: They are!
Me: When he pokes her back.
RCF: Is that at the gallery?
Me: Yeah. Ugh Rupert.
Me: “Never trust a blueberry.”
<Never trust a blueberry framed quote>
RCF: Love it
Me: Can I have their first date?
RCF: The dinner one? With the prostitutes? And her cutely walking him all the way back to her place?
RCF: I wish you could.
Me: Also thank you for not being the kind of friend who runs into a guy you teased several years ago and then ditches me for him.
RCF: Ovaries before brovaries!
Me: Uteruses before duderuses!
RCF: Heck yes!
Me: “I think I’ll go for… yes. Thank you for asking me.”
Me: She’s so polite.
Me: “It’s very bad for a girl to be too pretty. It stops her from developing a sense of humor. Or a personality.”
Me: She’s a wise lady.
Me: “…the first openly ginger British tennis table player.”
RCF: Aww I love that part.
Me: Me too.
Me: Aww poor Kit Kat.
Me: Uncle Desmond is so cute when Tim announces the engagement and the baby.
Me: “Oh thank god for that. Jolly embarrassing if it had been another girl.”
Me: “Jolly awkward if it had been another man.”
RCF: Hahaha aww.
Me: “Take off your pants!” “I will not.” “Take off your pants!” “Ahhh no! I want two weeks in Bali!”
RCF: That part is so cute.
Me: They’re just so cute
Me: She even plays the horrid song that he wanted.
Me: And she loves that the weather is a disaster.
Me: Gah they’re just adorable.
RCF: Proof that a wedding is not a marriage!
RCF: They’re just an adorable solid real couple
Me: Their story doesn’t end with a perfect wedding.
RCF: Nope. Or start.
Me: It’s a page turn. In a full great book.
Me: Jay’s best man speech is basically Chris Pratt at the engagement party in Five Year Engagement.
RCF: Oh I may need to watch that again soon.
Me: Bill Nighy loves Uncle Desmond.
Me: “Try and marry someone kind. And this is a kind man. With a good heart.”
RCF: Awww. Oh man that movie is the best.
RCF: I’m gonna tear up thinking about the dad son relationship
Me: Well of course.
Me: “And so it begins. Lots and lots of types of days.”
<Oprah crying gif>
Me: “Suddenly time travel seems so unnecessary because every detail of life is so delightful.”
Me: “Never bring a present smaller than a child.” “Oh shut up you smug bastard.”
Me: His daughter is a son.
Me: Also he and Mary are so wonderful with Kit Kat.
RCF: Aw yes they are! I love how they take of her.
Me: And they refuse to leave the hospital.
RCF: Yes!! So sweet.
Me: Their little ginger curly haired daughter is SO CUTE.
RCF: So so cute.
Me: The dresses scene.
Me: “This one?” “Not bad.” “Or this one?” “Trick question isn’t it? It’s the same dress.”
RCF: Hahaha poor man.
Me: The tearsy feels are starting..
Me: “I am so uninterested in a life without your father.”
RCF: Oh man I remember after we saw that I sobbed all the way back home from the theatre.
Me: Oh I cried and cried every time I thought about it again.
Me: “That was the best day of my life. So this is probably the worst.”
Me: “Have we had this conversation before?” “Yeah.” “What happened?” “I rather let myself down. I hugged you.”
Me: I’m sorry if I’m gonna make you cry at work.
RCF: It’s totally fine, I’m alone.
Me: “So he told me his secret formula for happiness…”
<ugly crying gif>
Me: “But then came part two of dad’s plan..”
Me: THIS MOVIE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!
Me: “Very good day actually as it turns out.”
“Well that’s a relief. Because if it had been a very bad day I thought I might’ve had to have sex with you to make up for it. Good night!”
“It was a very very bad day. It went very very badly. I got fired from my job and then I killed a man!”
RCF: So very cute.
Me: “Some days of course though you only want to go through once.”
Me: Cue the ugly crying.
Me: “Right. Are we ready for this?” “Course we’re not. Hateful day.”
Me: His final lesson from his travels in time…
Me: I need to put this on a wall.
Me: Also I’m a complete and total mess
RCF: Awww. A good mess though.
Me: Yeah a very good and feelsy mess.